Big fella, big sella |
Before I thank you, I want you to understand one thing: this isn't a back-handed complement. It's a sincere appreciation for what you do. Nelson Cruz makes us Paul Blart-esque guys look good. Not only did he hit the only walk-off grand slam in MLB playoff history, but he's been hitting lights out against a great Detroit Tigers team. Nelson, thank you for proving that those extra few hot dogs won't bog us down. Thank you for showing that the few stretch marks we have don't outweigh (pun intended) how agile we can be. And most of all, thank you for making being chubby A-Okay.
Nelson Cruz, I salute you!
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